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If you’ve come looking for Matthew K. Begbie, the writer who gained notoriety for his harsh punishments and multiple death sentences, you’ve come to the right place. Welcome.

Matthew K. Begbie has been described by his contemporaries as a mix of Norman Bates and Miss Piggy.

He has previously written for The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, Teen Vogue, and GQ. He's also contributed articles to Thought Catalog, College Humor, and more. 

He has written two full-length comedic plays for Pioneer Drama,  Maid to Order and The Capper Trap. They have been performed by schools and theaters all over the world. In 2011, Maid to Order was awarded the Shubert Fendrich Memorial Playwriting Award. He also wrote and produced a mixed media adaptation of the Jonathan Safran Foer novel  Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

He's a graduate of the NBCUniversal Page Program where he did very strange things on Saturday Night Live.   

He can probably be found in a pie shop. 

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